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Wednesday, December 14, 2022

CHRISTMAS SHOPPING, SENIOR STYLE

 

This year all my gift shopping was done at the supermarket. I put together individualized gourmet bags containing cookies & crackers, chocolate truffles, flavored teas/ coffees, dates, nuts, jams, etc.; items that don't require immediate refrigeration.

With the current price of groceries these have become luxury items! And remember this time of the year groceries add specialty items that disappear after the holidays.

We are older ladies who don't need another bauble or dust collector, plus we already have a plethora of fragrant candles, faux fur throws, hand lotions, and scented soaps; but we still like to eat.

One Christmas, a friend gifted me with a large bottle of PURE maple syrup. Most on the store shelves are just maple-flavored corn syrup. Groceries do carry the pure but it's far more expensive, however it's worth the price and healthier. I love the taste over ice cream or plain Greek yogurt with a variety of nuts, ditto for honey.

Most of my friends, like me do not drink alcohol; one who does can't anymore for health reasons, doctor's orders.

Food gifts are always welcome as long as it is something the recipient can eat and enjoy! Besides gourmet, many supermarkets also have an international section which is interesting and fun.

Other items seniors appreciate are eyeglass stands and large print anything; also gift cards & movie passes. And since many of us live alone I would add hand sirens and mace.

Also postage stamps, especially eye-catching commemoratives with exotic flowers or birds, even movie stars. Years back some featured the gorgeous likenesses of Marilyn Monroe & Audrey Hepburn. 

Nowadays I purchase gifts only for a small few since most of my friends have either died or moved away. This makes the ones remaining all the more special and precious.


Saturday, December 3, 2022

STROLLING & SCROLLING IN THE SLOW LANE

 

I'll admit I'm not an interesting person, I'm aware of that. However I'm not trying nor want to be a social influencer. From what I've seen most of these are bad influences, probably why they are popular. I just want peace and serenity.

In the past I've known a lot of drama that was unwelcome. I would have been happier without it. Thankfully those human toxins have been expunged from my life either thru death or banishment.

But now there's Facebook! Around Thanksgiving I posted that no matter the holiday I always make deviled eggs. I was taken aback when someone posted beneath it in all capitals: "YOU ARE THE DAMN MOST BORING PERSON! HERE'S A NICKEL TO GET A LIFE & DON'T FORGET YOUR 3 CENTS CHANGE!"

This hateful statement came from one of my 500 plus so-called Facebook friends of several years, although a remote one. This was a man whose friendship invitation I was foolish enough to accept. And this was his first ever post on my page. I did not know this stranger from a piece of dirt!

Of course it was upsetting! I've been attacked for my politics before but this was personal. If that was his opinion why didn't he just unfriend me? Why did he feel it necessary to post that!

Naturally I was tempted to reply I enjoy my boring life and to stick that nickel up his butt hole where he keeps his manners, also to mind his own business. But I felt that would open the flood gates to trolls.

It didn't merit a reply so I just blocked and deleted. Still steaming, the next day I posted all in capitals: "WHEN I CLICK TO BLOCK SOME PEOPLE I WISH IT WOULD SIMULTANEOUSLY DELIVER AN ELECTRIC SHOCK THAT WOULD SET THEIR HAIR ON FIRE!!!" -- And I meant every word of it.

Geez, what the heck was this person expecting from me? I'm a 70 plus senior woman on a fixed income with doctor bills and health issues and don't forget runaway inflation! I can no longer afford to do all the fun and interesting things I used to do only a few years ago. Mostly I'm homebound these days.

Even going out to lunch with friends or by myself has become a rare luxury.

However I've no problem finding ways to entertain myself. I enjoy writing (novels & blogging) reading news stories online, watching movies, & creating new recipes or coming up with new twists to old ones -- and Facebook but not always!

Too bad if my lifestyle doesn't impress anyone!

If I want drama and excitement all I have to do is sit down to write. Always I've a novel mapped out in my head or in progress on my computer. My creative well never runs dry.

And my dull life has produced many fascinating books filled with flawed people displaying their ugly character warts as they engage in mischief that goes against the better angels of human nature. Inspiration is everywhere!

And I might add that I've seen hundreds of Facebook pages; frankly I don't think I'm any more boring than anyone else. I notice lots of meals posted. These are of no particular interest to anyone except perhaps the person consuming them. Yet I understand why they are posted. These are part of their lives just as my deviled eggs are part of mine!

I'm allowed to be boring; in fact I revel in it!


Thursday, November 24, 2022

THANKFUL

 

Frankly I'm not in a celebratory mood this holiday season. 2022 has been a stressful, sucky, and expensive year for me.

However on this Thanksgiving I must remind myself of the many things for which I am thankful.

For one, the recent hurricane did no damage to me or my property; this seems miraculous since it came ashore here.

Also I am one of the few people I know that never came down with even a mild case of Covid. I attribute this to the fact I wore a mask overlong. The reason being to hide my bandaged face.

And I am indeed thankful that despite the dermatologist's prognosis I didn't end up with a disfiguring scar although my face had a pit that was deep and wide. And I refused to pay a plastic surgeon for stitches because this was sprung on me directly after surgery; I had not budgeted for this! Yes, I now have a scar on my face but it's so slight you can barely see it.

However this did not happen by magic! I never allowed my wound to dry up. I kept it constantly moist with petroleum jelly. I bandaged up before bedtime and before going out. So now I don't need any stink'n plastic surgeon!

Often this area still stings and pinches, but I'm told this is a positive thing. The nerve endings are returning.

After paying over $2000 in all at a different Dermatology Clinic the latest biopsy on my nose thankfully proved benign. However the chronic itch remains and can't be explained.  I should have just bought a tube of Cortisone cream and saved myself a whole lot of money. But I realize that chances should never be taken with the possibility of a skin cancer!

Those expensive blood tests revealed a high hemoglobin count. Since I've never been a smoker I was told this is due to an excess of vitamins.

Yes I do take lots of nutritional supplements. That's the reason my hair has grown back! If I stopped, people would be calling me cue ball and melon head behind my back. Now I'm thankful they don't have the opportunity!

Plus I take a lot of these supplements to keep my acid reflex under control. The alternative is an agony akin to torture! It's as if someone shoved a flame-thrower down my throat and duct-taped it to my body! Prescription medication has side effects as well as long term consequences, no thank you!

The cooler air has returned! (Ahhh) Hope it lasts thru spring or at least until I can afford to have my old and dead air-conditioner replaced.

And of course I'm thankful that sanity prevailed in the recent Midterm Elections, in many states anyway.


Thursday, November 17, 2022

UNBELIEVABLE

 

A hurricane in November!!! October had been so cool and comfortable I thought we were safe until June. I started filling up my freezer for the holidays. The thought of having to throw all that out made me sick! I couldn't believe a hurricane was on the way and heading straight for us. But that's what you get with global warming, climate change, etc; a stink bug by any other name is still a stink bug.

Yes Nicole was only a Cat 1; but we were hit with one of these my first October in Vero Beach back in 1999. -- Power was out for a week! And this is a bad spot for outages period! Plenty have occurred when the sun was shining and the wind was like a fairy's breath from the south. I was in a constant state of anxiety.

I noticed that no one in the neighborhood was boarding up, but my main worry was a lengthy loss of electricity. The TV news was reporting mass outages up and down the coast and the thing hadn't even hit land yet.

Hurricane Nicole came ashore in Vero Beach around 3:00 AM. I slept thru the landfall. I was in disbelief when I awoke to my fan still running and bedside clock working. It felt like a miracle. Hurricane Ian had left the neighborhood a bigger mess and all we got was the outer feeder bands from that one.

I looked with sadness upon the damage this Cat 1 had wrought upon other parts of Florida and I was filled with disbelief. Hurricane Nicole had come ashore here and yet my neighborhood was barely touched. But despite this you can bet my already high insurance premiums will skyrocket again!

Immediately after I viewed the Midterm Election results which I had been dreading; it was no exaggeration that our democracy was at stake! The network TV stations had been elusively storm coverage. Of course they ran the results on a tiny strip at the bottom of the screen, but I was unable to decipher anything due to my posterior vitreous detachment.

However the AM following the storm I gave out a big sigh of relief! There was no Red Wave except perhaps a ketchup throwing fit at Mar-a -Largo.

But unbelievably we are stuck with zealot Ron DeSantis as our governor again! (EEK and YUK!) My take on this man is that he's a dangerous and delusional creep and a giant Trump turd.

Now even his lord and master the orange blob has turned on him and even gone so far as to threaten him.

This should come as no surprise. When his traitorous followers were ready to lynch his then pet Mike Pence during the insurrection Trump was all for it! The fact that anyone ever supported this vile man in the first place is what's truly unbelievable!



Wednesday, November 2, 2022

SOME LIKE IT COOL

 

Hot, hot, and hotter! That describes Florida most of the year.

A repairman told me my air conditioning unit was on its last legs and he doubted it would last throughout the summer. Well my A.C. lived on borrowed time for 4 years after that. I held my breath every time I turned it on and kept the temp at 80 until last summer when I raised it to a miserable 82 to keep my rising FPL bill down.

Early in October it finally gave out. Thankfully it had gotten me thru one more summer. And in October the temperatures had dipped just enough that I was comfortable without it. Plus we even had one cool spell where I needed a blanket on my bed. This felt welcome and wonderful!

Due to expensive doctor bills: I'm awaiting the results of another biopsy for skin cancer plus I've got a root canal scheduled for later this month. One of my 3 cracked teeth crowned during the pandemic has gone bad. And now my property taxes are due! So it will be spring (knock-on-wood) before I can afford to have the unit replaced.

However we're into the cooler months, right? -- Wrong! Summer returned yesterday Nov. 1. It was 86 degrees in my house. My tolerance for heat ends at 84! -- I hope it's not going to be one of those kinds of winters!

Every fan in my house is on as I walk around in my birthday suit keeping a tall glass of ice water nearby at all times. 

Trying to sleep in this heat is even worse, although I slept with 2 fans running; one on the ceiling the other beside my bed. I have a satin top pillow for my hair but last night my face stuck to it from sweat.

After midnight I grabbed my pillows and moved to the foot of the bed to get the effect of the fans more directly. But they were just blowing hot air around.

What is really depressing is waking up to a hot morning knowing it's only going to get worse as the day rolls on.

The temps are supposed to drop a bit later in the week. It can't happen fast enough!





Sunday, October 16, 2022

THE ALMOST TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR ITCH

 

My scar now healing is blending in well, contrary to the dermatologist prognosis no plastic surgeon necessary. I was beginning to feel confident again.

Then, while washing my face or applying sunscreen I felt a teensy bump on the right side of my nose inches from my skin cancer scar. With it came a chronic itch that lingered for months, one that often woke me from sleep.

Since I was unhappy with the previous dermatologist a friend recommended hers. "It's a family run business, highly qualified and as nice a group of professionals as you'd find anywhere," she said.

On my way into town I drove there to schedule an appointment. The receptionist curtly informed me they weren't taking any new patients until February. --This was back in July!

Another friend recommended her dermatology clinic. Ironically it was located in the building next to the dermatologist I didn't like. I was given a September appointment.   

I waited over an hour in crowded waiting room which was humid and stuffy with only a fan due to a malfunctioning air conditioner. However the exam room was almost freezing.

Despite my age, I do not qualify for Medicare or Social Security, nor do I have health insurance! It cost me $180 just to walk thru the door!

From there I was sent to a lab for blood tests. The doctor ordered 13 in all costing me $1400. -- I nearly fainted from the shock! I only needed one prior to my previous surgery.

A cream was also prescribed. It must have contained crushed diamond chips! Even with my Publix discount the price was $ll8 for a small tube. The pharmacist told me it wouldn't be ready until evening. I refuse to drive in the dark due to my vision so I told them I'd pick it up in the morning. This turned out in my favor.

At home, among my junk mail I found an OPTUM Plus Pharmacy Discount Card. Thank goodness I didn't throw it out! This brought the cost down to $40 which felt too good to be true. There had to be a catch! I kept expecting this company to contact me stating: "We own you now, bitch!"

I read up on the cream. It was for cancerous & pre-cancerous skin. I followed the instructions to the letter waiting for it to do its magic. However this expensive cream turned out to be absolutely useless!

I'm on the hook for at least one, probably more follow-up appointments. My fingers are crossed there will be no more surgeries or I'm going to need a bank loan!

A neighbor told me, "We have health insurance but it's expensive, we pay thru the nose for it!"

I told her, "I don't have it and I pay thru the nose too!"

So either way it's costly! -- HEALTH CARE IN THE U.S. SUCKS!!!


Friday, October 7, 2022

POWERLESS

 

Exactly two weeks to the day before Hurricane Ian struck Florida's other coast we experienced an awful storm here. I remember that evening well. It was filled loud booming thunder, constant scary lightning, and strong winds whipping branches around. We were overdue for a power outage I told myself. This is a particularly bad spot for that. And worse, all our outages are lengthy ones.

Around 2:00 AM I awoke in silent darkness. The room was hot and stuffy. My air conditioner & fan were off and no neighbor lights were shining in.

That latest outage lasted from around 2:00 AM to 2:30 PM. Past experience has taught me that when FPL gives you a time power will be restored to add another 6 hours and when it arrives to add another 6 to that!

For breakfast I made tap water tea which I let steep while I washed and made the bed. The tea was room temp but the morning was hot so I didn't mind. Then I grabbed a couple oat & nut bars from my hurricane pantry.

If I wanted a hot meal I would have had to build a fire in my back yard. No internet, TV, or even phone since all I have is a landline. Instantly I was back in the Stone Age! Nor could I leave my house since my garage door is electric. -- There is a manual way to do it, however it won't stay open.

I was worried sick about the food in my fridge & garage freezer. Thankfully both were only half full since this is hurricane season; however food is so costly now any loss is expensive.

During the day between naps I caught up on my mending and scrubbed the kitchen floor.

When power was finally restored at 2:30 PM I prepared a big celebratory meal! My food had held up well with the exception of ice cream which was soupy.

Two weeks later I viewed the devastation and death wrought upon the other coast by Hurricane Ian. Suddenly everything came into perspective. Seeing the tremendous amount of destruction made me sick, sad, and scared. I felt terrible! So many people lost everything and are now homeless. Next hurricane or the one after could do that here! I had been fortunate -- this time!


Friday, September 16, 2022

VIGILANT & CAREFUL

 

At least I thought I was, but yet I was easily tricked and hacked! A number of my friends have been as well. A close one recently retired, a successful business woman far more tech savvy had her identity stolen. She's the last person I ever thought this would happen to, she was just too smart!

A different retired friend refuses to be on social media at all! And now insists I should not be either, that I'm just putting myself out there for dangerous things to happen.

Plus she claims never should I pay for a restaurant meal with my credit card as is my habit. It's too easy for someone to take a photo of the number with their phone. This actually happened to her and her husband.

Well I'm not going to let this experience stop me from living my life! As an independent author I need to be on social media. Also thanks to the pandemic and runaway inflation Facebook's largely my social life these days. Seldom can I afford go out and enjoy the things I did only five years ago.

I recall my Aunt Kiki, a beauty and former model. She was an extreme extrovert, outgoing with confidence to spare. However she was terrified to fly in an airplane. As a young bride she witnessed the gruesome aftermath of a plane crash on her street. The sight of severed and burned human limbs, heads and organs scattered across the pavement left her traumatized.

Back in the 1970's when I was jetting all over the world she feared for me. But I have glorious memories of all those wonderful countries I visited and the fabulous experiences I enjoyed.

I vividly recall my first flight at age seven. Ironically my mother and I flew to Detroit to visit HER!  This was also my mother's first as well. I remember her saying right in front of me that our plane was probably going to crash! I was petrified!

Our flight was late night which made it even scarier! I expected to be dead before morning!  -- My mother also told me in the 1970's that I would probably die in a plane crash!

Yet I remember waking up in my seat the next morning to the sight of the most breathtaking cloud formations I'd ever seen before or since. A sight so ethereal and beautiful I felt as if I was soaring thru heaven, all my fears vanished!

By age thirty, I'd flown more times than I can count. Yes, there were some close calls along with negative experiences, but never regrets.


Thursday, September 1, 2022

HACKED & HIJACKED

 

Suspicious activity was going on and I ignored it for too long. I had an anti-virus after all so I felt safe. But the kicker came when my monthly credit card statement arrived in my email. The amount looked correct. I wasn't immediately concerned. But when I attempted to log in I was informed I needed to change my password. However instead of just the last 4 digits of my SS & card no. they wanted all!

I believed that I was dealing with my C.C. co. so like a fool I gave it! Then I was informed they had no record of me as a client. I've had this card for over 20 yrs and use it to pay bills. To say the least now I was alarmed!

I called the 800 no. on the back of the card repeatedly and kept getting some woman on a recorded line trying to sell me a medical alert bracelet asking "Can you hear me?" -- I've been warned this is a scam and hung up each time.

Fortunately I was able to contact my C.C. co. thru another site. We went to the email and suddenly my computer mouse took on a life of its own! I found myself struggling for control of it. Later I learned this was not my imagination! Thankfully my card was cancelled and a new one issued.

My tech man made an emergency trip over here. He went thru everything and we changed passwords. He told me he didn't think I was hacked. "It's impossible to hack a landline," he said. But this is untrue.

I wrote on Facebook I suspected that I was hacked. Immediately all sorts of strangers were posting on my timeline offering aide and advice. I would like to believe all of them were pure of heart with only good intentions, but I know better. I looked at their profiles and it wouldn't surprise me if they all had prison records. Every single one I blocked. Even if they'd had the faces of angels I would never have trusted them.

Then I Googled: How to tell if you've been hacked. As I'm reading I'm checking off all the boxes in my head. I WAS HACKED!!!

Now I was part of a club. Two dear friends of mine were also hacked, one recently. They pointed me in the right direction to a tech service here in Vero that specializes in dealing with hackers. The service came and picked up my computer. And thru my friend Sue I got a better qualified tech man. We sat down and changed my passwords again.

Also I went thru my Facebook followers list. To my horror I discovered that every sketchy person whose friendship request I'd rejected was there along with obvious romantic scammers I'd also rejected. In the future I must remember not just to delete, but block when these appear.

Plus I found numerous strangers of questionable character, many from third world countries who had attached themselves to me like warts.

Out of nowhere a new follower appeared at the top of the page. I went to his profile. He was a young guy under the heading: Professional Hacker, no friends were listed. Why would anyone advertise themselves this way? It's tantamount to someone walking thru a public parking lot holding a sign saying: Professional Car Thief! Needless to say, I blocked him immediately.

Other millennials were among my followers as well, this was a red flag! I'm over 70 and not someone a person of that age would find particularly interesting, except for maybe what they could take from me, such as my credit card and SS numbers.

I went thru my followers list with an axe, (figuratively speaking) probably offing a number of innocent people in the process but the collateral damage was necessary.

Suddenly I was abruptly blocked from blocking and these people all needed to disappear! Fortunately I found a way. It was more time consuming but needed to be done. Anyway this whole ordeal had proved costly in both time and money.

If I ran the world all hackers would die (literally) slowly and painfully as possible. These people are human scum!

Saturday, August 6, 2022

FICTION, FANTASY, & REALITY

 

Back in junior college someone gave me the novel HAWAII to read claiming it was the best ever. I was excited to read it! However try as I might I just couldn't get into it. Many times as I sat reading a stranger would come up proclaiming it was by far the best novel they'd ever read.

Always I was tempted to reply, "This one, really?" I was bored out of my skull by that book! To me it was just one uninteresting story after another.

I'm not saying HAWAII isn't a great novel, it just wasn't to me. I've never been a big fan of fiction. It's fun to write but I don't like to read it. Plus everything is subjective. This isn't a one size fits all world!

Finally I decided I'd wasted enough of my life on it. I threw it aside never to return. By this time I'd left school and gone to work for my father. As to the person who lent it to me, we had a falling out that had been building for a long time.

One day I came across this book in a drawer and mailed it back to her without a note enclosed and probably too much postage.

The part of the novel where I stopped was the chapter in which the swashbuckling sea captain is heading for Hawaii planning to steal the minister's wife and claim her for his own.

Others have asked, "Weren't you curious?"

No, I didn't care! Geez, these weren't even real people! They were fictional characters!

A couple decades ago a World War II movie was released that depicted graphic re-enactments of the D-Day invasion. Some movie goers were sickened by the violent scenes. I went to see this film for myself. After viewing so many horror movies with people being ripped apart and eaten alive by zombies the sight of a soldier carrying his severed arm seemed tame to me.

Yes, I know one happened for real and was probably much worse than depicted and the other was just someone's dark fantasy. Yet, watching both up on screen it was all just play acting to me.

As a novelist myself I've come up with ways to create characters that are genuine to me. Often I use composites of people I've actually known. I'm familiar enough with their personalities to predict how they would behave in different situations. 

As I sit down to write I can easily toss them into a story and slip in and out of their skin. Often while sitting at my dinner table eating I'll hear one of my characters shouting, sometimes swearing at me, "You need to rewrite that part! I would never do that!"

And I reply, "Yes you would, I know you too well. Cuss at me one more time and I'm going to kill you off! I'm going to laugh while I'm doing it!"


Monday, July 18, 2022

THE SUMMER SCROUNGE

 

Guess I'm spoiled, whether its movies or TV shows I reached the point where I refuse to watch reruns unless they are so old I can't remember them! I want something new every time. So far, there's only been a handful of decent summer replacement shows.

I enjoy America Has Talent but I fast forward thru half of it. I'm uninterested in anyone's background or sob story! I just want to be entertained. Also the title of the show needs to be changed! It should be called: Our World Has Talent since many of the contestants are from other parts of the globe plus none of the 4 judges come from the United States.

Speaking of sob stories I know I'm at a big disadvantage because I'm unable to stream. My TV is an older model and not set up for this. But since the contraption still works just fine I don't want to junk it. Plus I'd need to pay someone to come over and teach me how streaming works. Remember I'm someone who has never owned a cellphone.

Growing up back in the days of 5 TV channels and cheap gas my family would hop in the car and go for rides during summer evenings. Also we played board games or cards. Later when we moved into the city limits we'd go on long walks.

Eventually cable came along and WOW we were now receiving 12 channels, plus not a one was snowy!

Often an entire summer was spent watching old comedies from the 1950's that I was too young to remember such as Private Secretary, I Married Joan, & The Jack Benny Show. These were far superior to the sitcoms of today!

Other summers we watched Britcoms on PBS. Fawlty Towers was a favorite along with Are You Being Served.

Also I did lots of reading!

AMC (American Movie Classic) was once true to its name and we spent many a summer enjoying old films that were new to me. Then mogul Ted Turner bought it taking all the best old films to TCM. This was a higher cable tier that father refused to pay for.

I lost my Starz-Showtime package which used to get me thru the summer when ATT merged with Time/Warner and the price skyrocketed. I still have 200 channels but they're either rife with reruns or junk that doesn't interest me.

And I can't read nights anymore due to impaired vision from posterior vitreous detachment so the scrounge continues.

I live for those rare free HBO weekends! Always I kick them off with a celebration of pizza (frozen not delivered) and ice cream (the expensive kind with the sneaky hidden elevated bottom tricking you into thinking you're getting more) but this is just an occasional treat.

Mid-September when the new TV season starts I'll have plenty to watch and no need to scrounge.

Saturday, July 9, 2022

CALIFORNIA VS FLORIDA

 

Growing up I asked my father why he didn't choose to move our family to California rather than Florida. California looks so beautiful and appealing on TV and in the movies.

Dad was stationed there in the Monterey area during WWII before being sent off to occupied Japan. He claimed he disliked it and California is nothing like on TV or in films.

I pointed out that it's a long state that stretches way up the Pacific coast and he was only exposed to one area!

We met a man from California who said it's more like two states! The northern part is quite different from the south. My father might have felt right at home up there.

However once Dad made up his mind on anything there was absolutely no reasoning with him.

Actually there was one thing about California that did impress him. He often said the Mexican women of Spanish Castilian decent were the most beautiful he had ever seen! But quickly added he would never marry one no matter how attractive because he didn't want her relatives as part of the package.

Funny, I feel the exact same way about every man I've ever dated! With marriage you rarely get just one person. It's nearly always a package deal!

I think that's the real reason my father moved us out of Michigan and down to Florida back when I was a year old baby. Probably he was eager to get away from my mother's cuckoo fanatical Pentecostal relatives; nearly all of them fell into this category.

However there was one notable exception, gangster Basil (the Owl) Banghart who ran with the Touhy gang back during the 1920's and 30's. He was quite a prolific criminal, also my mother's cousin.

On my father's side, everyone was dead except for my grandfather and he came along with us.

Florida was a completely different state when I was growing up; more laid back with lots of tropical greenery. This changed when half the state of New York moved down bringing the same rat maze they wanted to escape with them.

I've often said we should build a wall with armed guards to keep those damn New Yorkers out! They have completely ruined Florida! Nowadays much of that lush tropical greenery is concrete; especially along the coast where I live!

I remember when California was called "The Land of Fruit & Nuts." Today WE have that title! Florida is now the weirdo state! Plus we have a tendency to keep putting sociopaths and morons in office!

As for California today, it's overcrowded plus the cost of living is more obscenely expensive than ever. So now lots of Californians are moving to Florida bringing all those same problems here just as the New Yorkers before them.  Ugh!


Saturday, June 18, 2022

GRANDPA & THE HORSE

 

In this age of personal computers it seems almost incredulous to me that when my grandfather was growing up the only means of transportation beyond train or ship was by horse. In fact my father had an uncle who ran away from home at age twelve to become a drummer boy for the Union Army during the Civil War.

Dad often described this uncle as unpleasant, someone outspoken with no filter. This also describes my grandfather! Gramps was a small, thin, wiry man with crust and lots of attitude. In today's vernacular Grandpa would be referred to as politically incorrect. He shocked and offended others, as did I whenever I quoted him. And this was during the late 1950's too!

However I never once heard him utter a profanity. This is surprising since his parents were tavern keepers.

But Grandpop (or Grandpoop as my mother called him) deserves credit for raising my father alone. His Irish born wife died when Dad was only seven years old. Grandpa never remarried.

I was NOT his favorite child. That would be my brother eleven years my senior. Grandpa probably considered him an extension of our father, although they were nothing alike. In his mind he seemed to consider me an extension of my mother whom he felt Dad never should have married, although my mother and I were quite dissimilar.

When I was a pre-schooler, my brother and I plus Grandpa all slept in the same large room, but in separate beds. The property must have been cursed because I recall terrifying nightmares there! During a particularly vivid and horrific one hideous demonic creatures were outside peering in our windows and clawing upon our walls to get inside.

I awoke and began bawling loudly. My grandfather hollered to shut up else he'd throw me outdoors for the remainder of the night! Just the thought petrified me! I never slept well in that house!

In 1958 when I was age seven, Dad landed the big job and we moved to that wonderful house with all the acreage as renters. There, my father fulfilled my fondest desire and bought me a horse. Grandpa had plenty of experience in this area assumed care. The horse was well treated and had plenty of acreage to run free.

I changed his name from Dynamite to Blaze.

Unfortunately due to mistreatment by the son of the previous owner he hated people. We soon discovered the horse was vicious. He did not like to be ridden and resorted to all manner of tricks to be rid of a rider. Besides bucking, one of his favorites was to rub up against high bushes that cut into our legs.

On a cloudy Saturday Dad was called into work. I was riding Blaze, he was constantly misbehaving. Thunder was rumbling, a bad storm was heading our way. My grandfather broke a switch from a nearby mango tree. However this animal had a temperament equal to his.

Each time Grandpa struck the horse he reared high. I hung on tight for dear life as lightning crashed overhead! I begged my grandfather to let me off the horse. He screamed back at me to stay on!

My mother stood there also pleading with him. "You're going to get her killed!" she hollered.

Finally I seized my chance! Quickly I jumped down and raced to the back door! My grandfather was shrieking at me, "Get back here!"

Once inside I felt safe and breathed a sigh of relief. Later my grandfather entered soaking wet and red eyed. Enraged he hurled insults at me one right after another! I felt worthless, plus he hated me now! I was convinced of that!

When my father learned of this he made it clear that henceforth I was forbidden to ride the horse by myself. I was still allowed to ride double with Sharla who was four years older. But even with her professional riding lessons Sharla often had difficulty controlling the horse.

One summer afternoon when my grandfather and I were alone, Sharla came for a horseback ride. Grandpa saddled him up. The two of us were atop Blaze only a short while before he began misbehaving. Grandpa reached for a mango switch and ordered us down. He mounted the horse himself.

We watched as Grandpa rode by on the opposite side of the long pond in the back. Soon the horse began acting up again. After being hit repeatedly with the switch Blaze started bucking wildly. Grandpa was thrown!

 Sharla and I looked on, waiting for him to get up. But he didn't, he remained motionless on the ground. We feared Grandpa was dead! Sharla phoned her mother who had served as a military nurse during WWII.

She told us to stay back. As she approached Grandpa he started to regain consciousness. Grandpop was shaken, but otherwise okay.

Suddenly our rent was raised significantly, so my parents decided to move. They purchased a home within the city limits and Blaze was sold. To this day I miss that sprawling house with all the acreage!

A lifelong chain smoker of both cigarettes & cigars Grandpa died of lung cancer when I was in fifth grade. No tears fell from me. People remarked how calm and collected I was. Perhaps because someone I expected to love and protect me always seemed too quick to toss me into harm's way.

My father often told me that had I been closer in age to my brother I would have known a different relationship with Grandpop; by the time I came along he was just too old to enjoy a grandchild. -- I doubt it would have made a difference! I was an introverted quiet child, hardly the type to annoy an old person.

About fifteen years ago as I was coming downstairs a familiar scent of cigar smoke struck my nostrils. Grandpop was the only person I've ever known who smoked those things. I suspect that in spirit he dropped in, just out of curiosity, no other reason.


Saturday, June 4, 2022

RIDING DYNAMITE

 

My heart's desire, my greatest childhood fantasy materialized at age seven. Life at that time felt golden. My father had recently landed a prestigious and high paying job. We moved from Hobe Sound back up the coast to the Sailfish Capitol of the World where his new job was located.

The house we rented was a sprawling one in the middle of a hundred acres overlooking a private lake with several small ponds scattered in the back and a mango grove on one side. To me it felt like paradise!

With all that acreage there was no reason not to have a horse. That's what I kept telling my parents. I had long dreamed of one. I wanted this so badly!

My horse and I would bond instantly and become best friends. Our rides together would be serene as well as treasured memories. In my mind it was all la la rainbows in the sky fantasy.  -- Probably the way a lot of young women imagine their future marriage. 

I was beyond ecstatic when my father showed me the listing in the Miami Herald. A two year old horse was for sale and Dad announced he was buying it for me. I listened with excitement as he made the call.

Late that afternoon my entire family piled in our new Chrysler Imperial for the hours long drive to Miami. The ranch was far outside the city limits and by now it was dark, but we managed to find it. The man was waiting for us.

Of course we wanted to see the horse.

"Bring out Dynamite!" he yelled. -- The name alone should have been a clue.

The man explained the horse belonged to his teenage son and was being sold as punishment. The rotten kid and his equally despicable friends had ridden him with the saddle backwards. The horse was left with sores requiring ointment. I'd need to wait until those healed before I could ride, but that was okay.

The following weekend we rented a U-haul and drove down to Miami to fetch the horse.

I disliked the name Dynamite. The horse's coat, mane, & tail were all red so I renamed him Blaze. We soon learned he had a redhead's temper too! Blaze turned out to be the horse from hell!

Under our care he was treated with kindness and given special attention. Unfortunately, sometimes all the love and tenderness in the world can't undo damage already done. Blaze hated people and there was no undoing that!

After he healed, we purchased a saddle & bridle at the Farmer's Market in West Palm Beach. Eagerly I mounted him and rode, at first being led by my grandfather and then alone. But Blaze wasted no time in acting up. He did not want to be ridden. Also he was a biter as well as a bucker.

My friend Sharla four years older had taken professional riding lessons and was already an experienced horsewoman. She was at our house almost every day during the summer and on weekends. Not because she was fond of me, but because I owned a horse and she didn't. I rode double with her.

Blaze had this habit of brushing up against bushes and low trees forcing us to lift our feet & legs to avoid being cut or scratched. When this happened my grandfather would come over with a switch.

One summer day while we were racing around Blaze made a swift sharp turn darting under a low hanging branch. Suddenly I found myself on the ground with Sharla atop me. Fortunately she grabbed the branch just in time otherwise we would have been killed or at least seriously injured!

Blaze's antics proved so dangerous that I was forbidden from riding him alone. When Sharla wasn't around I'd ride seated behind either my dad or grandfather.

Once when Blaze was being particularly obstinate Grandpa ordered Sharla and me off and mounted the horse himself. He was thrown and left unconscious. Sharla and I were there alone. But that's a memory for another blog post.

Another time Blaze attempted to trample our dog to death and even kicked-in a plate glass picture window! Florida is part of the Bible belt. A few acquaintances declared our horse demon possessed and vowed to pray for him.

In retrospect, I'm pissed at the man who sold him to us! He knew the horse was a gift for a seven year old whose experience with equines was limited mostly to pony rides at carnivals. An ethical person would have refused, with words to the effect, "I cannot in good conscience sell you a horse totally unsuitable for a small child. Find her a gentle pony that won't attempt to do bodily harm at every opportunity."

Instead, he told me, "Honey, stroke his face and speak sweetly to him every day." -- Neglecting to inform me the horse bit and the opposite end kicked!

However I do have a handful of fond memories with Blaze. Nearly every Sunday afternoon I'd hold tight to my father as we ventured thru the wilderness beyond our property. Often we'd end up on a dirt street in Port Salerno, then a small fishing village. People came out of their houses to see us and walk along side.

I felt so proud!

But one afternoon when I returned from school I discovered Blaze gone.

As I stated earlier, we were renters. After the owner discovered we'd brought a horse onto his property our rent was raised dramatically. My parents were angry and decided the time had come to finally purchase a home. They selected one within the city limits on the St. Lucie River.

I was informed my horse had been sold to a family named Lord. Later, Mr. Lord told my father he was training Blaze to become a jumper and was having difficulty keeping him away from the fillies.

Blaze was in a better place as far as we were concerned.

I was telling a friend (a Sunday school regular) in my third grade class of our recent move.

"What happened to your horse, Blaze?" she was anxious to know.

"He's at the Lord's now," I told her.

"Oh poor Blaze," she replied, clasping a hand to her cheek. "When did he die?"


Wednesday, May 18, 2022

THE FUNNEL CAKE MIXTURE EXPERIMENT

 

Although I've enjoyed county fairs and their food many times I've never gotten around to trying funnel cake.

Before going to the supermarket I like to hit the Dollar Store where many items are so much cheaper. There, I spotted a mixture for funnel cake and decided to buy it.

Once home I discovered the mixture had expired in June of the previous year. If I was going to make it, I had better hurry!

But after reading the instructions I began to rethink this. It needed to be fried in 1 cup vegetable oil. I had the olive variety which was all wrong for this. Also the last time I fried anything in oil I almost burned down my kitchen. Tongues of flames exploded almost licking the bottom of my cabinets! Fortunately I was able to smother them!

Plus I just received my latest insurance bill. The company seemed to think my house morphed into a mc-mansion overnight while transporting itself to the beach. I wasn't going to risk another hike in premiums!

So, I decided to try baking the mixture and hope for something that was at least edible. When my father was alive I baked desserts all the time. But after he passed I got out of the habit.

Grabbing my square glass pan (the one in which I used to make lemon bars) I mixed all the ingredients, plus I added generous helpings of walnuts and cinnamon.

For the baking, I decided to use my toaster oven. -- Many dishes say never to use one for this but I was breaking the rules anyway and it seemed the best bet. Unlike my big oven which looks like something from the Eisenhower administration, my toaster oven has a window that allows me to watch the baking. Should this concoction become too brown I could step in immediately and remove it.

I turned the temperature to 350 degrees for 30 minutes, the setting I use most often. While it baked I busied myself with meal prep for dinner and kitchen cleaning all the while keeping a watchful eye.

When the timer went off I removed it. I still didn't have a clue as to what I'd made, but my creation was nicely brown and passed the toothpick test. I set it on the counter for several hours to cool.

Later, I cut my mystery dessert into large squares. In both taste and texture these resembled scones and were quite tasty with a hot beverage. I was pleased.


Tuesday, May 3, 2022

LET'S MIX THINGS UP

 

I've read that European women combine perfumes to create unique scents. I love fragrances! Many a Christmas and Birthday I'd receive them from friends & co-workers. However some just weren't me, so I took a cue from the European ladies.

Most of my gift fragrances were in spray form. This required an empty bottle with a wide opening that I would spray into; a little of this one, some of that, and then a bit of another over there. I kept mixing until I got a fragrance I liked.

The only downside was that I couldn't recreate the scent exactly. Often, other women would ask, "What is that delightful fragrance you're wearing?"

I would shrug and say, "Oh just something I threw together," explaining that I like to mix scents. Afterward I'd be on the receiving end of some really strange looks.

Mixing other items works well too! I prefer black tea from India but green & herb teas are supposed to be healthier, also I love flavored teas. So I mix. Then I get the fruity taste of the flavored, green, or herb along with the full-bodied flavor of the black.

However I HATE Chai Tea and pass it up every chance I get!

Since the pandemic I've began mixing oat milk with cow's milk. At the start of the lockdown I was only able to find one or the other at the supermarket. I've been drinking 2 per cent milk for so many decades now that fatty milk makes me gag. So I bought oat instead.

Once home, I tried mixing it with the left over cow's milk and discovered I love the taste!

Fusion food has always been a favorite of mine! If you've never tasted a Mexican pizza you are missing out!

Now with the runaway inflation I'm doing more mixing and experimenting than ever to make everything stretch. It's fun and interesting with surprising results!

Monday, April 18, 2022

PSEUDO NORMAL

 

I feel like zombie fodder! Everyone I do business with is taking a big bite out of me! Most recently my lawn guy informed me that he's charging an extra $20 per month now. This was not unexpected, but I thought the hike would be more like $10.

I complained my yard isn't that big! He began listing all his costs that have gone up. Well so have mine, only I don't have anyone to pass it onto! I'm feeling so many bites I fear soon there will be nothing left!

This runaway inflation is a major stressor. And just after I managed to get my hair loss under control too! My worst fear is that it's going to come back and morph into alopecia. If they were unable to cure Mrs. Will Smith who probably has more money than Fort Knox what hope is there for a little peanut like me.

However the pandemic has conditioned me for this in some ways. Cocooning has become my regular lifestyle. Going anywhere or doing anything has become too expensive. Just walking to my mailbox now feels like going out.

My big dress up occasion is a jaunt to the supermarket. I shop every 2 - 3 weeks now. However when hurricane season arrives it'll be weekly again. I must not allow my fridge or garage freezer to become too full then. Tropical storms bring lengthy power outages. Carrying big garbage bags of spoiled food out to the curb is not only sad, it's expensive.

I've become quite skilled at stretching food and being creative with whatever is in my pantry as well as with leftovers.

Going to Walmart feels like a trip to the carnival now.

I still meet friends for lunch in town every now and then, but we've all had to back on that and I miss it. Recently my friend Sue treated me to an Asian buffet. When the bill arrived Sue called the waitress over to complain of only one senior discount.

The waitress pointed at me. "She doesn't qualify."

"She's older than me!" Sue hollered.

The waitress claimed that I looked 45. -- I was flattered as hell anyone would think that especially with my gray hair and bandaged check. I informed her that I'm 71 and offered to show my driver's license.

Sue said that she was tempted to tip that waitress only a dollar for being so stupid! I joked that I should leave $10 behind for the compliment.

Excuse my bragging. (Up yours if you don't!) But I had to mention this because it lifted my spirits and reminded me I still have something to be proud. I've been hit with depression and sunk to lows I never wanted to experience again! The past couple years have been particularly miserable in numerous ways.

However I won't feel attractive again until this wound on my face heals completely.

And I hate remembering to bandage up before going to bed. This is a bother and a nuisance! But otherwise I'd have ointment all over my pillowcase.

I must point out that Sue is not an unattractive woman! She has been called the Marilyn Monroe of Vero Beach. She dresses glamorously and is blessed with natural thick platinum hair that I envy and wish was mine!

I'm letting my tresses grow out. Salons have become too expensive. I'll admit this shade of gray doesn't look pretty when worn long, but the mess and ordeal of coloring is something I don't care to return to. Also I must take into consideration my recent bout with hair loss. Besides, I'm home alone most of the time now.

I can always stick on a cute hat when I go out. Also when the cool weather returns I've got an assortment of wigs in a variety of colors and styles.

These days my social life is mostly Facebook. But Facebook "friends" are here today and gone tomorrow. However I do enjoy the artwork, videos, photos & articles. And decorating my Timeline is fun and relaxing.

Since cancelling that pricey newspaper subscription all my news comes from online as well as TV now. But I sure miss that big Sunday paper and spreading it across the floor to read. -- However not enough to resubscribe.

Blogging is as much therapy as memoir to me. And I'm working on another novel. I enjoy a feeling of satisfaction from creating a story even if no one reads it.

I'm spending more time than ever sitting and staring at a screen. As a result my bottom is sore. I wish there was a masseuse that specialized in deep tissue butt massages. And one that does only feet & butts would be perfect and a dream come true.

My new normal is anything but, however "normal" is subjective.


Monday, April 4, 2022

HAIR & HURRICANE LOSS

 

It's old news by now. I'm referring to the Oscar slap seen round the world! But I'm dredging it up for a reason.

Personally, I think Will Smith should have had his ass hauled off to jail the second after he struck Chris Rock! My heart went out to this comedian every time I saw a replay of the incident. Right before the slap he stood there with a big smile on his face as Smith approached without a clue what was about to befall him.

If Will Smith ever placed a hand on me I would sue the pants off him! He didn't deserve a standing ovation. He should have been booed off the stage!

Whether or not Chris knew about Jada's medical condition is irrelevant. The joke wasn't even mean! Even Will himself laughed upon hearing it. Had Rock exclaimed, "Holey moley Jada your head looks like a bowling ball with a face painted on!" -- Now that would have been mean!

But the joke was innocent!

Since I don't follow celebrities I assumed Jada's look was a fashion choice. And I thought she looked absolutely gorgeous! However upon seeing her smile in reaction to her husband's assault it made me want to punch her in the yap!

This was a valuable teaching experience for her children and she failed miserably! As for making friends with her alopecia and embracing it, she talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Otherwise she wouldn't be that sensitive about it.

Recently I experienced a significant hair loss myself that threw me into a panic! Every time I washed or even combed, my sink would be full of hair. My parts were so wide you could almost drive a Mack truck thru them! I thought I was going to end up as hairless as GI Jada.

And worse I had burning and soreness as if a hot poker had been placed on my scalp!

When I went to the stylist he refused to cut my hair as short as before. He felt it only drew attention to the thinning. But I insisted he do it! That way I could slip a turban or wig on more neatly.

I told myself I was the perfect person for this condition. I own a stockade of hats, wigs, & turbans. You might say I'd been preparing for this my entire adult life, -- but that didn't make it any easier! Never would I embrace it. Never would it become my friend, not even a forced one.

The dermatologist visit I scheduled was due to hair loss and not that giant pimple on my face with the weird border.

The doctor glanced briefly at my scalp and agreed there was loss. "Try Rogaine," he advised. "However you must use it for at least 6 months to know whether or not it works. "But don't expect your hair to look as it did when you were 22." 

Geez, I'd settle for when I was 65! And Rogaine is downright expensive! If I'm going to shell out that kind of money for a product I want to be certain it's going to work. Not something that I have to close my eyes, wish, and knock-on-wood first!

Then I happened to mention, "Oh and by the way doctor I've got this thing growing on my face." -- I was sure he was going to tell me it was benign. And if it bothered me he'd prescribe a peeling cream or something else to remove it.

I was blown away when informed that it was skin cancer and was growing! I ended up with a big pit in my face that was far wider than the growth.

If someone said to me, "Hey Dianne, that hole in your face is so deep a serial killer could throw 3 bodies in there and not get caught," I'd scowl rather than strike them, -- unless it became a habit and bordered on harassment. That would be different!

Due to this runaway inflation there is no way I can afford a skin graft by a plastic surgeon so it appears I'll need to force myself into accepting a scar on my face. I'm crossing my fingers, hoping it won't be that bad.

The wound is narrowing and filling in despite the dermatologist's highly negative prognosis.

As to my hair loss, thankfully it was temporary, related to stress caused by an unusually active hurricane season in which I unable to find anyone to board-up my home.

Thanks to nutritional supplements and a reliable (although far from cheap) contractor my tresses are back -- at least for now!


Saturday, March 19, 2022

NO NEWS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

 

I am completely shocked and in disbelief by the number of people online confessing to never reading or listening to news because they find it too upsetting! -- Not having access to news would upset me far more!!! I WANT to know what's going on in the world!!!

Do these fools think that burying their head in the sand is preventing terrible things from happening??? More likely the opposite, forewarned is forearmed. Besides, these events are part of life! You can't have the good without the bad.

One person's news is another's reality.

Despite all the unpleasantness and tragedy, a daily newspaper was one of the joys of my life. I could never imagine not subscribing to one. I loved spreading its pages out on the floor the same way I did as a kid and reading it that way. Online isn't the same, but that's all I have now.

My newspaper was shrinking steadily, yet the price was constantly climbing. Subscribing became a luxury! And long had I been disgusted with its spotty and late deliveries plus their indifference, so after the last price increase I cancelled.

Previously I'd cut back to Sunday & Wednesday deliveries only while getting the rest of my news online. But even those 2 days a week became too expensive. And where I currently live you can only get one newspaper delivered to your door.

Plus I've always found it inferior. Way too much was local news and trivia. I prefer reading about world and national events! I just live in Vero Beach; I'm not married to it!

I'll admit I've been spoiled!  I grew up reading The Miami Herald & the Palm Beach Post. Both were top notch and delivery issues were rare and when one occurred dealt with immediately. But unfortunately due to logistics neither delivers here. This was a big sacrifice in moving.

I attempted to subscribe to the Palm Beach Post online without success. I went thru all the steps including giving them my credit card number. But when I tried to log in with my password I was informed that I didn't have an account.

I'm not a tech person and I'm 70 plus years old so I contacted customer service. The lady logged me on, but I was lost once I got there, trying to navigate the thing was a headache! And the following day when I attempted to log on, again they claimed I didn't have an account!

I contacted customer service, again! The man confirmed they had my credit card number. I told him to delete it because I was cancelling! This was all too much bother when there's a plethora of free news and everything else online!

So now here I sit spending even more time in front of this screen. Perhaps I should move my kitchen table and bed in here, too!


Saturday, March 5, 2022

BEYOND TRAGIC

 

Watching the war in the Ukraine unfold sickens me and makes me want to weep. I feel a personal connection to there and to Russia. Back in 1979 when I was 28 I toured both. I traveled all the way down the Crimean Peninsula.

It was the year before Russia hosted the Olympics. The one we boycotted because they went into Afghanistan.

My hotel in Moscow was located directly across from the Kremlin. Early in the AM I'd see the old ladies in babushkas sweeping the street from my hotel window. Nowadays I see photos of old ladies wearing babushkas holding rifles in the Ukraine.

Back then, Kyiv was spelled Kiev and pronounced Key-ev.  Listening to the reporters on TV I wondered if they were talking about the same place. I Googled it, and yes it is! Also back in the Iron Curtain days when I visited, St. Petersburg was called Leningrad.

At that time, there existed such harmony between Russia and the Ukraine I could never have imagined what is occurring now! It is shocking and heartbreaking to see so many places in the Ukraine I visited bombed to rubble!

Russian bombs were even falling at the Babi Yar WWII Memorial, the site of a mass slaughter, also a mass grave. I remember it well. I want to shake my head and cry.

After returning home, many told me (with attitude) they would never go to Russia for any reason. Those #$%&@ communists should never see one dime of our money!

And I told them NOT to hate the Russian people! Many of them feel the same disdain toward their government and the communist system as Americans do, but they are trapped there. 

Although it didn't happen to me personally, several members of my tour were approached by Russian citizens looking for answers on seeking asylum in the United States. They were advised, "If you don't have money, stay there!"

Since the invasion of the Ukraine many Russians have fled their country. Thousands of others are peacefully protesting and being arrested as traitors. You can bet they will receive more than a slap on the wrist as punishment unlike the genuine traitors in our country who stormed the capitol on Jan. 6 attempting to overthrow a valid election.

The shameful and disgraceful scene in Washington D.C. was another event I never expected to see in my lifetime when I journeyed behind the iron curtain long ago.

Of all the countries I've visited (and I've been to a whole lot of places) that's the one of which I am the most proud. I recall it vividly and treasure the memories.

In particular I remember my free afternoon in Leningrad. A fellow traveler named Richard & I boarded a city bus and went exploring together. Richard had a map of Leningrad and with the help of others on the bus (we spoke no Russian & they no English) helped us to locate all the sites we planned to visit.

But as the day wore on we found ourselves lost. Inside a park, a pretty Russian girl noticed us looking at the map and gathered that we were having a problem. Although she was not versed in English, she came over to help. We showed her the map and gave her the name of our hotel.

Soon a boy around age 12 approached as well. The lad also spoke no English. He and the young woman talked. We were directed to follow him. He led us to the subway and even boarded with us. We were surprised to discover a subway platform to disengage right below our hotel. Never had I been on a subway in my life until the week before in Moscow. Indeed we were grateful for the help of these strangers!

Throughout the tour we were assigned two guides, an American and a Russian, both young women in their mid 20's. The Russian guide was named Natasha. She possessed a refinement along with a natural elegance. And was one of the sweetest young women ever!

I can't help but think of her now. I hope she is safe and well, and most of all living happily in a country far from there.

My hope is that this horrific invasion will bring about the end of Vlad Poop'n! And I would love to see all the yachts and mansions seized from the Russian oligarchs sold and the money used to repair and rebuild all of the ghastly destruction inflicted upon the Ukraine.

But sadly, you can't give back a life once it has been taken.


Saturday, February 12, 2022

REMEMBERING

 

Florida does get chilly, it's rare but it does happen. And you feel it more intensely if you're a native. We're unused to cold.

This is one of those winters. Evenings I'm attired in my heavy robe & nightgown, along with warm snuggy boots, plus a big wool turban on my head. To top it off I'm bundled up in a blanket with the TV remote underneath. -- But I prefer this to the hellish heat and humidity that will be arriving all too soon.

I vividly recall the autumn before the lockdown that came the following March. It's memorable because my friend Irene and I went to lunch together. At that time, we couldn't have envisioned what was just ahead. We believed the pandemic would be over soon. And the very thought of any shortage of tissue, or other paper products along with numerous items was unimaginable! After all the United Sates is not a third world country.

The day before, I saw one person wearing a mask at the supermarket, a rarity at the time. The idea of everyone masking up and social distancing would have seemed bizarre back then.

Irene and I were out to enjoy ourselves despite the weather. Florida was experiencing a rare, early, cold spell that day.

A Greek café was chosen because we both love spanakopita. The place was small with no heat. And inexplicably the overhead fans were on. We were seated under one and moved. In fact we changed our seat several times, but were still cold. And whenever the door opened it felt as if an Arctic blast of air shot thru the room. We ordered coffee to warm us up, however the coffee was cold. We shivered all throughout the meal.

Irene's company was the only pleasant thing about that lunch. She was well into her nineties but possessed a sharp mind and wit worthy of Betty White.

Unfortunately her health continued to decline.

However Irene was blessed to find a dedicated caregiver who became like a son to her. When the lockdown came, he took her and her beloved cat, Millie to his home up in Sebastian to give her the special care she needed.

We kept in touch thru email.

A year ago this month my friend Irene passed away right before Valentine's Day. I sent her a card with a kitten on the cover that she never lived to see.

I mask-up regularly now whenever I'm out. But often I don't leave my house for two weeks. When the pandemic finally ends I fear many of the changes it wrought will remain.

This chilly morning for breakfast I had leftover spanakopita from Publix along with grapes & pitted dates. I thought of Irene.

Someday, on the other side of the veil I hope to see her again along with my other close and treasured friends Pat and Margaret who preceded her in death. I miss them all.


Tuesday, February 1, 2022

SUPERANNUATED

Superannuated, the first time I came across this word was during my 20s while reading a steamy novel set in the old south. I had to look it up. According to my 1947 issue dictionary it means; obsolete & outdated. This describes everything I own today including myself!

However the internet is no longer a luxury but a necessity! Imagine being without it for three & a half days along with phone & TV as I was not long ago.

I have a landline only, no cell for several reasons. ONE: I'm retired, home most of the time and the supermarket is right around the corner. TWO: I just don't like them! They're dinky and have no mouthpiece or place to rest my ear. They suck!

Also I still have cable, U-verse in fact. I'm happy with it -- when everything is working properly, that is! I was informed by a tech that it's no longer offered new because they're trying to phase it out. But if you currently have it, they won't take it away. In other words, it's an old folk's product and they're waiting for us to die off.

Unfortunately for them, we're not doing it fast enough! As much as they would like, they can't round us up and kill us. So I think they're trying to give us strokes and heart attacks thru sheer aggravation.

During the repair to my outage I mentioned to all three ATT techs that I was having problems with my DVR. It kept freezing and jumping ahead, also the sound would cut out at times. They listened, but offered no advice. So I assumed that after they unconstipated my TV the issue would be solved! --WRONG!!!

The DVR worked fine for a week and then started freezing and jumping ahead like crazy again! I enjoy Comics Unleashed but was missing half the punch lines and 45 minutes into a Lifetime movie I had to give up and delete because I couldn't follow the story!

The next morning I called ATT. After a long wait I got someone with a heavy accent. While I was explaining the problem I suddenly found myself disconnected. I kept shouting, hello, hello, but no answer!

I called back. After another lengthy wait I got a woman with only a slight accent. Again, while I was explaining the exact thing happened! I literally screamed into the phone in desperation with only dead air on the other end.

I called back yet again! Another long wait ensued. Finally I got a woman in billing who assured that she would connect me with a tech who would stay on the line. Yet another person with an accent, but this one actually listened. He explained that he was going to run some tests, we'd lose our connection, but he'd call me right back.

He never did!!!

I got on the internet attempting to contact someone that way. However I kept going round & round with an ATT robot informing me they did a trouble shoot and my TV was fine. I kept repeating that the problem was with my DVR and NOT the TV!

In 2009 when I got U-verse I was given a faulty DVR. They came out and replaced it. Now they don't even want to hear about it!

Frustrated, I told a friend about this. She said to reboot the DVR which I'd done before. It got rid of the problem temporarily, but I couldn't rewind or pause for long periods or it would return. And the freezing, jumping and sound loss always came back eventually!

However there was a bright spot! After my modem was replaced I stopped losing my internet connection which had been an ongoing problem. Not long ago I was issued a new modem after complaining about this to ATT.

The tech they sent out (costing me $100) told me I didn't need it. He claimed the problem was with my outdated computer. I asked him to take the modem back with him. He stated that I was required to send it back via UPS.

I drove over there and stood in a long socially distanced line that stretched out the door. -- Had the tech just installed the damn thing in the first place I would never have experienced that lengthy outage!

I've had this DVR for over a decade without any issues until recently! I've been told electronics have a short life.

Yes, I know that streaming is the in thing now. But my older TV (which works fine) cannot be converted. Also it may as well be space alien technology to me. I can't afford to pay a tech person to come out here every time I have a problem. And worse, everything seems to go out of date almost as fast as it's installed!

Just recently my bill jumped $12. After complaining I was informed that it was the yearly ATT increase. Hot cat pee! A yearly increase should be only a couple dollars! This is pure corporate greed and gouging at the worst possible time! This practice has gotten worse since ATT merged with Time Warner.

And I must say customer service has declined dramatically during my 71 years alive. Every time I think it has struck rock bottom it always manages to hit a newer low.


Thursday, January 20, 2022

PRICEY PANDEMIC

 

Whenever I read about all those people who saved money big time during the lock-down I shake my head, I've always felt that I live in a different reality and now I'm sure of it!

And suddenly there's crazy high inflation! I probably should have thought again about purchasing that expensive cake online for my birthday, but I doubt I'll be doing that again.

My friend Sue has been after me to go on a cruise with her for several years now. Unfortunately due to the expense of so many out-of-the-blue medical, dental, & vision issues I've been constantly forced to put this off. Well now I've had to inform her that I probably won't be going on any more vacations during this lifetime.

My health issues accelerated after I returned from Thailand in 2016.What is worrisome is I know that at my age it's only the beginning.

"Forget about the cruise," My other friend Marie told me. "Consider yourself fortunate you were able to visit as many wonderful and exotic places in your lifetime that you did! For example, how many people get to see Thailand!" --

-- I read that more people have visited Thailand than anyplace else on the planet, so I would say quite a few! And I was thrilled to be one of them.

However Thailand was more than just a vacation! It was an exploratory trip to a country I was considering expatriating due to the low cost of living and affordable health care there. Ditto for Ecuador in 2015.The only 100 per cent vacation recently was when Rose & I flew to the Galapagos Islands from mainland Ecuador!

However both Thailand and Ecuador proved too Third World for my taste as far as a permanent home. I also considered Mexico. I loved visiting there during the 1970's, unfortunately it's no longer as safe.

And I considered Portugal. I was there in 1977. I did not find it Third World. So I began doing research only to discover as many cons as pros to moving there.

But after the pandemic hit, I was grateful that I didn't expatriate to any of those places!

I must accept that all of these health issues come as part of the territory when getting older and deal with them as best I can here.



Tuesday, January 11, 2022

THE $$ CAKE

 

Life is divided into cubes, chunks & slices, mine are labeled. There's the A.D. (After Dad) period, and the B.C. (Before Candlelight, our florist shop) period. Also there's the Glorious Years (my early childhood), the Hell Years which is how I remember my teens, The Agony & Exploration years (I worked at a job I hated, but also was fortunate enough to travel the world), The Great Depression following directly afterward lasting 2 decades where the highlight of my life was grocery shopping, The New Hell Years (when my father remarried), My Roaring & Exciting Red Haired Years, and now My Gray Haired Years.

Up until the 21st century was what I refer to as The Year of the Nine Finale Pattern, because every year ending in a 9 heralded a major change; either a move to a different house, a graduation, a new job, or even the end of an old one.

Now in my Gray Haired period I feel myself teetering on the verge of another Great Depression, one which I hope will not end with my death. To die happy has always been my goal!

Online during the holidays I kept seeing this marvelous, but obscenely expensive Irish Cream Espresso cake. I've had Irish coffee and frankly, I didn't like it. However I've eaten the cake version with just a hint of Irish cream flavor without the nasty alcohol taste. And it was a heavenly new level of deliciousness!

I began lusting after that cake. Every day my willpower was weakening a little more.

My 71st birthday was coming up and mother died at age 72. If death was around the corner I wanted to die having tasted that cake! Next year I might not be able to afford such an indulgence, but this year by golly I was going to have it!

The cake was $50 but I got $20 off because I was a new customer. Then, there was the $35 shipping fee. I was starting to rethink this, but decided to proceed.

It arrived in dry ice. I had to Google how to dispose of that safely. I needed gloves and tongs along with protective clothing because it burned flesh. It felt as if I was handling nuclear waste. Google suggested leaving it outside to evaporate in a sturdy container away from animals.

My neighborhood is full of cats & dogs as well as curious squirrels. So I decided to place it out in my screened-in back porch. If a few chameleons went belly-up I'd just consider it collateral damage.

After unpacking it I immediately placed it in the freezer where it will last up to six months. This way I can enjoy it longer.

The cake tasted like one you'd buy in a fancy pastry shop rather than a supermarket. It was good, but any flavor of Irish Cream or Espresso was almost nonexistent; more like the baker took a swig and breathed on it.

But it felt special and this was a birthday I really needed it!


Thursday, January 6, 2022

OKAY, NOT OKAY, I'M BACK

 

And wallowing in my misery, no apologizes! This is my blog and if I want to wallow I will! And if you have a problem with it, stop reading right here!

In just a couple days I've another birthday, my first on the wrong side of 70.

A year ago I loved my face and was proud if it! My skin still firm, I look decades younger. However now whenever I gaze in the mirror all I see is that ugly wound staring back at me like a rattlesnake!

Friends tell me not to worry because it's going to heal. Well of course it's going to heal! -- That's NOT the issue! I'm going to be stuck with one hell of a scar in a prominent spot!

Yes, there's the option of a skin graft which really isn't an option at all. I have more pressing expenses.

I'm waiting to see how it looks when it heals. If there is any way I can live with this scar I will. I need my money more than the plastic surgeon does!

Constantly I'm seeing photos of celebrities my age with comments underneath praising how good they look for their advanced years. But I can't help but wonder how many face lifts or Botox they've endured.

I've always been too poor for any of that stuff, yet I thought I looked every bit as attractive and youthful as they did -- sometimes even better! Plus I did it through clean living and good choices NOT thru plastic surgeons.

I've been meticulously careful and I do not deserve this! OK, so I wasn't as mindful of the sun during my childhood and teens, but why did this take 50 years to manifest itself?

A close friend told me that she had a skin cancer removed from a place never exposed to the sun. Why couldn't mine have been there instead, or on a hand or leg, why my face?!

A year or so before the pandemic, I was in a store and the cashier exclaimed: "You are so pretty! You must have been beautiful when you were young!" I grimaced back at her. -- No one wants to be reminded they're less than what they were. But I still looked good!

As to celebrities, there are plenty who just let themselves go and retire from public life preferring to be remembered as they were. I would never want to be remembered as I was while I'm still around!

Thankfully people are still masking up.

Also I must keep my wound moist and bandaged. Bandaging is a hassle! Due to the goofy location (an area that is constantly stretched) Band-Aid strips do not work. I was forced to use large pads that looked as if half my face was blown off with a shotgun blast.

Now that my wound has stopped bleeding and oozing I cut those pads into quarters snipping the tops & sides. I'm able to position them for a better fit.

I know many people think I place too much emphasis on my looks. These days when it comes to appearance the lack of discipline is applauded. If you care about this at all you're almost demonized.

We're bombarded with propaganda about how looks aren't important! Well, I've had a level of jealousy hurled at me that would floor a Dreadnoughtus! So I kind'a think the opposite! As my friend Pat used to say, "When anyone puts you down, stop to consider the source."

I do and wear it as a badge of pride! I've enjoyed my looks! It was a gift and one I've always felt worth preserving!