Bible
studies were right up there with history & science when I was in elementary
school back during the 1950's. Every morning after the pledge of allegiance
came a passage from the bible followed by a discussion with the teacher.
Plus nearly every
month we piled into the auditorium for further lessons; an elderly woman with
cardboard figures along with a large board entertained us with stories from the
bible. I must admit I enjoyed these; although sometimes I was left puzzled as
were many, particularly by one age old question.
The first
humans Adam & Eve had only two children originally, but after Cain became a
pariah Eve gave birth to another son, Seth.
After killing
his brother Abel, Cain took a wife. Okay, so where did she come from? Adam
& Eve produced only sons!
My mother insisted
this is no mystery. She claimed God created other people after Adam & Eve,
although it's not stated in the bible.
A teacher claimed
that other humans existed on the earth at the same time but were bereft of souls.
-- I thought everything had souls according to the bible even the rocks and
trees.
A religious
friend said Cain, Abel, & Seth had sisters. I pointed out that none are
mentioned in the bible. And besides, isn't that incest? The friend declared
that if you're the first of your kind then incest is not a sin.
I wasn't
buying into any of that! I'll admit I'm not religious, but I believe that I've
solved this mystery along with others. Actually the answers are quite obvious
if you think about it.
The three sons
weren't born until after Adam & Eve were driven out and banished from the
Garden of Eden. Remember, someone else was out there lurking in the wilderness.
-- Lilith, Adam's first wife who rejected him. Plus she was quite the bitch and
a slut.
Unlike his
dad, Cain was a bad boy and Lilith probably found his young offspring hot. Cain
must have mated with Lilith, the only existing option. Of course she was older
than his mother, but any port in a storm, right? As with Cain's mom, Lilith was
still young enough to be fertile.
We all
sprang from the loins of a murderer and an evil wanton woman. This explains a
lot about human nature. The apple doesn't rot far from the tree.
You can bet
that before Cain, Lilith was busy copulating with ape-like hominid troglodytes
and even got kinky with a visiting space alien or two. Believe me, she was the exactly
the type that would! Adam was too tame for her. Anyway, this explains how Bigfoot,
Sasquatch, Yeti, and the missing link came onto the scene.
Later the
offspring of Lilith & Cain copulated with their hominid hybrid
half-siblings. And this is how cave people came to be.
Eventually,
a good and decent human came into being (a recessive gene) Noah. By this time the
world was in desperate need of a major reboot.
As torrents of
rain fell and the great flood was covering the earth the original children of
Lilith (Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti) went deep underground; sheltered and
protected by the reptile people with whom they are allied. Later, when the
forests were restored they returned to the surface. But that's a theory for
another blog post.
Now that
I've solved and explained this, I hope it clears up a lot of questions in other's
minds.
You're
welcome!
