Way back in the 1990's I wrote a punk rock song. -- Taylor
Swift (whoever she is) isn't the only one who creates songs inspired from life.
Recently, I said I'd post this for Mother's Day unless someone bribed me not
to. Well none of you cheapskates coughed up any dough so here goes! But first,
I need to give you some background info.
In my mind, this is being vocalized by the imaginary punk
duo of Puke Puss & Piss Plenty as a chorus of background singer-dancers
twirl flaming skull batons.
I don't read or write music, but I came up with an original
tune. You are just going to have to use your imagination while reading the
lyrics.
On this note, I want to say that I once purchased a book of
obscure English folk songs and as I read, tunes popped into my head.
Later, when I heard them played, I was stunned! They were the exact melodies I'd
heard in my head! And these were all unknown songs to me! So this is not as
impossible as it sounds. So give it a shot!
DEAD MOMMIES IN HELL
Yeooow! My mom tried to shove me out a window!
But I stepped aside and tripped her. Oh no!
Eeeewww, she's a splattered flyer!
Eeeewww, she's a splattered flyer!
Dead Mommy's in Hell!
Dead Mommy's in Hell!
Woe! She's skinny dipping in those notorious lakes of fire!
Woe! She's skinny dipping in those notorious lakes of fire!
Dead Mommy's in Hell!
My dad wed his girlfriend another floozy
The tramp tried to waste me with her Uzi!
The SWAT team sent her cursing up the river.
The attempted escape makes me quiver!
Ooooh she was a boogying on electric barbed wire!
Ooooh she was a boogying on electric barbed wire!
Dead Mommy's in Hell!
Dead Mommy's in Hell!
Woe! She's skinny dipping in those notorious lakes of fire!
Woe! She's skinny dipping in those notorious lakes of fire!
Dead Mommies in Hell!!!!
Not long ago, I sang this over the phone to my 77 year old
brother in the nursing home. He was impressed and thought I should have it
recorded by someone who can actually carry a tune. He also thinks my dark jokes
are funny. (Not everyone does!) But then we share a similar history. His spirit
animal is Big Foot and mine is the chupacabra.
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